Geeky Your Mom Jokes

  • Your mom is so FAT Microsoft are chasing her for a patent violation.
  • Your mom is so ugly it’s just best to forego the “V” in MVC with her.
  • Your mom is so repetitive you need an anti-spam filter to talk with her.
  • Your mom is so ugly they tried to build a wrapper around her.
  • Your mom is so ugly, you were made using .Clone() because every man threw AccesDeniedException at her.
  • Your mom’s so public that she violates encapsulation.
  • Your mom is so fat, she can do pair programming alone.
  • Your mom is so conservative that I get AccessDeniedException.
  • Your mom is so promiscuous the RIAA are suing her.
  • Your mom is so fat that she swallows all exceptions.
  • Your mom is so dumb her brain runs on compact framework.
  • Your mom is so ugly, I wouldn’t talk to her even via proxy.
  • Your mom is so disorganised she lives on a heap.
  • Your mama is so fat that figuring out when she will stop eating will solve the Halting Problem.
  • Your mama’s so ignorant, Dell outsourced all its tech support to her.
  • Your mom is so fat, she got permission to write 150 chars on twitter.
  • Your mom is so hot, they named Milf View Controller after her.
  • Your mom is so ugly, she gets her own cubicle at an open space conference.
  • your mom is so fat, she has her own extensibility model
  • Your momma is so fat i have to horizontal scroll to see all of her.
  • Your mom is so fat, you need 128 bit integers to describe her weight!
  • Your momma told me you were an unhandled exception when I was with her last night.
  • Your mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said –1.
  • Your mom is so big she needs her own namespace.
  • Your mom is so slow, I have to use Thread.Sleep(int.MaxValue) just so she can keep up.
  • Your mom is so ugly, the decorator pattern couldn’t fix it!
  • Your mom is so stupid, she’s still looking for the any key.
  • Your mom is so ugly that Bing had to start filtering out her pictures in certain countries.
  • Your mom is so promiscuous, when I tried to mount her, it said
    /dev/yourmom: device already in use
  • Your mom pours sea salt down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
  • Your mom is so fat Bloatwear is her clothing line
  • Your mom is so fat I called her and got a Stack Overflow
  • Your mom is so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.
  • Your mom is so fat Google haven’t finished indexing her.

Go Directly to Funky

In our office we have a notice board for the development team. It was there when I joined and I suspect its original function has long since been superseded by its new function of displaying any quotes, pearls of wisdom or witticisms of the day that members of the development team happen to find sufficiently amusing that it requires a degree of permanence.

So I give you, our notice board:

Developer's Noticeboard

Have fun looking through that lot.

Geeky Christmas

Continuing the season’s diversions, XKCD has some excellent cartoons, a lot of them reflect the reality of people with a technical profession and are passionate about it. And this one is no exception.

Christmas Back Home


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