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- Your mom is so FAT Microsoft are chasing her for a patent violation.
- Your mom is so ugly it’s just best to forego the “V” in MVC with her.
- Your mom is so repetitive you need an anti-spam filter to talk with her.
- Your mom is so ugly they tried to build a wrapper around her.
- Your mom is so ugly, you were made using
.Clone() because every man threw AccesDeniedException at her.
- Your mom’s so public that she violates encapsulation.
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- Your mom is so conservative that I get AccessDeniedException.
- Your mom is so promiscuous the RIAA are suing her.
- Your mom is so fat that she swallows all exceptions.
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- Your mom is so ugly, I wouldn’t talk to her even via proxy.
- Your mom is so disorganised she lives on a heap.
- Your mama is so fat that figuring out when she will stop eating will solve the Halting Problem.
- Your mama’s so ignorant, Dell outsourced all its tech support to her.
- Your mom is so fat, she got permission to write 150 chars on twitter.
- Your mom is so hot, they named Milf View Controller after her.
- Your mom is so ugly, she gets her own cubicle at an open space conference.
- your mom is so fat, she has her own extensibility model
- Your momma is so fat i have to horizontal scroll to see all of her.
- Your mom is so fat, you need 128 bit integers to describe her weight!
- Your momma told me you were an unhandled exception when I was with her last night.
- Your mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said –1.
- Your mom is so big she needs her own namespace.
- Your mom is so slow, I have to use
Thread.Sleep(int.MaxValue) just so she can keep up.
- Your mom is so ugly, the decorator pattern couldn’t fix it!
- Your mom is so stupid, she’s still looking for the any key.
- Your mom is so ugly that Bing had to start filtering out her pictures in certain countries.
- Your mom is so promiscuous, when I tried to mount her, it said
/dev/yourmom: device already in use
- Your mom pours sea salt down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
- Your mom is so fat Bloatwear is her clothing line
- Your mom is so fat I called her and got a Stack Overflow
- Your mom is so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.
- Your mom is so fat Google haven’t finished indexing her.